【新聞快報】由於天候異常寒冷與過分操勞，今發現某補習班的無名小卒老師暴斃在地板上，據傳老師的最後遺言是：我那麼辛苦改功課，為何有那麼多人沒來拿？還有，為什麼學生都不會在作業上寫上名字？
News Flash: Possibly due to the unusually cold weather and overworking, an unimportant English cram school teacher was found on the floor of a renowned bushiban in Taipei. Witnesses have mentioned that they heard a frightening voice screaming: Why didn't my students pick up their homework when they asked me to finish grading them?! Why can't students write their names on their assignments?!
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